Runaway Turtles cause flight delays at JFK

This week a group of sex-crazed turtles shut down a runway at Kennedy Airport as they crawled across the tarmac heading for their seasonal breeding grounds.JetBlue reported the turtle incursion on Twitter around 9:40 a.m. on Runway 4L shutting it down around 9:30 a.m., the Federal Aviation Administration reported.

Let them Eat Geese

If thinks work out the agency said that next year the geese will feed needy New Yorkers, but rumors swirl that many of New York’s finest gourmets are lining up to offer the fresh roadkill as a delicacy .

Yogi Bear comes to Brooklyn

Interior Secretary Ken Salazar says the federal government will help to develop the nation’s largest urban campground at Floyd Bennett Field in Brooklyn.

The New Brooklyn/ Queens ferry service

The Brooklyn/ Queens ferry service and will be free through June 24. After that it will cost $4 for a one-way ticket, $12 for an all-day pass and $140 for a monthly pass.

The new Fiat 500 the ultimate city car

The new 500 is a small 3-door car and may be the ultimate city car for urban dwellers , The Fiat 500 is about a foot longer than the Mini Cooper It has an extremely cute, playful compact with soft rounded styling.

Real life “Cougar Town”

Sources say a miserable marriage propelled Laura Lanham the estranged wife of accused Department of Education scammer Willard Lanham to feed her voracious sexual appetite by starting a club for sex hungry moms. The ladies showered themselves with 20-something boy “cubs” making the rounds at cheesy lounges in white stretch limos.

Only in New York Sword Fight breaks out at Sikh Temple

In a turf dispute within a group of warring New York City religious factions turned into a out of control sword fight this weekend. Prayer services Sunday at the Baba Makhan Shah Lubana Sikh Center in Queens were interrupted by a pack of men brandishing swords and cricket bats.

At City libraries ‘checking out’ porn protected by First Amendment

New York City Libraries offer more than just Shakespeare’s plays and Einstein’s theories they also offer porn queen Jenna Jameson’s steamy online sexcapades. New Yorkers have their pick of skin flicks at the city’s public libraries, thanks to a policy that gives adults the most uncensored access to hard-core digital smut this side of the old Times Square.

Minor-league outfielder Joel Torres, 21, hits the big leagues playing the “Sweet Millions” game

The Bronx born minor-league baseball player Joel Torres, 21 recently struck out when he was cut from a Cleveland Indians farm team but hitting the “Sweet Millions” $1 million jackpot scratch-off lottery game has finally put him in the big leagues.

Brooklyn teacher threatens to go ,’Columbine’

Sabrina Milo, 34, of Fort Hamilton HS on March 27, allegedly went off in the teacher break room saying she’d take a “machine gun under a trench coat and it would be Columbine all over again.” Prosecutors claim Milo made the threat in front of three other teachers, They told the principal, who told the city Department of Education.