SantaCon 2009

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. SantaCon is a not-for-profit, non-political, non-religious & non-logical Santa Claus convention, attended for absolutely no reason. Sat 12/12 (10AM) location Washington Square Park. Come as Mr or Mrs Claus, or anything else Santa-related and join the masses for the most epic flash-mob/bar crawl/convention that New York has ever seen.

Santa’s Rules: Santa looks like Santa. HOLIDAY APPAREL IS MANDATORY. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. Get creative: be a Secret Santa, a Santasaurus, Candy-cane, a Reindeer, a Chanukah Chicken, a goddamn latke, Stewardess Santa, Knight Rider Santa, Crusty Peace Punk Santa, the occasional Legless Reindeer, Chanukah Squirrel, Emo-Elf, or the Santichrist. Just don’t wear your jeans. Santa acts like Santa. Be jolly. Belly-laugh. Let people sit on your lap. Give out gifts. Santa doesn’t seek media attention. “Ho-ho-ho” is good. “Publicity ho” is lame.
Santa doesn’t get arrested.

Please remember the FOUR Fools:
Don’t fool with kids,Don’t fool with cops,Don’t fool with security,Don’t fool with Santa.
IT’S A LONG DAY, SO BE PREPARED.

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